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We pictured the prize package going specifically to you, a parent. First off as a parent you know you deserve a calgon moment. The aromatherapy oil is just what the doctor ordered. Doctor's Tom and Tamara prescribe a 30 minute warm to hot bath with the door locked. Bring a radio, and turn it up loud enough to drown out the children. And just soak. Soak until your skin prunes up, and then soak until the wrinkles have wrinkles. The Jamaica Coasters are of course for the children. We recognize the difficulty in getting children to appreciate your nice furniture. But if you point out how fun these tastefully tacky coasters, which came all the way from Jamaica, are to use you might stand a better chance. Make it fun for them. Once your children are a little older you will need a way to teach them the value of money, how to use money, and (of course) how to loose gracefully. Monopoly will be the perfect game for that. For eating on the road we've included a nice picnic basket complete with plastic (re-useable) utensils, plates, cups and salt and pepper shakers. Everything packs neatly away leaving lots of room for napkins, spare diapers, baby food, and maybe even a bottle of wine for mom or dad. We understand that parents can never have enough pictures of there children. We are providing a nice silver picture frame with a picture of our child. But we wont be too insulted when you remove the picture of our baby and put in pictures of your own. The Boyd's collectible piece is provided for you to use as a test piece. While it has a descent value, since you didn't pay for it, it wont kill you if it breaks. So around the time you think your children may be getting mature enough that you could start putting out some of your nice china and art pieces, you can test this theory by putting out this piece. If it survives a couple of months, you were right. If not, your not out anything like that handcrafted figuring your grandmother gave you as a wedding present. Now we know your thinking, why would they give me pregnancy books. Well we just thought you might want to remember some of those magical times when children weren't monsters and your wife wasn't fat, she was "glowing". |
